Your Mother Darns Socks in Hell - Embroidered Patch

Your Mother Darns Socks in Hell - Embroidered Patch

(44 in stock)

Regular price

€6.20


If you're anything like me, and I know I am, you love to adorn yourself with colorful patches that have a cheeky message. That's where this embroidered 'Your Mother Darns Socks in Hell' patch comes in! Iron (or sew) it onto whatever you want*! 

The base is black and the patch comes in a vibrant color combination of yellow, pink, and orange. 

The patch measures 7 cm (2.7") at the tallest point.

* Within reason, I wouldn't try ironing it onto a gerbil. Or anything else that's alive, really.

Shipping Information

Free Shipping for minimal order totals:

NETHERLANDS: €100

EUROPE*: 180 

REST OF THE WORLD: €300

After subtracting discounts.

All free shipping is calculated on the total order price, minus any discount codes. (including VAT for NL and Europe, excluding VAT for worldwide)

*: European Countries included: Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom (for the duration of 2020 in the case of the UK).  


Shipping FAQ's:

How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated by the total weight of your order and the location your order is shipped to. You can calculate your shipping costs before checkout on your Cart Page (the shipping calculator becomes visible when there are items in your cart). 

Do you combine orders? 
On very rare occasions we will combine shipping. Please contact us if your shipping for multiple orders needs to be combined.

What are your dispatch days? 
We send out orders on Tuesdays. Orders placed up till and including the Sunday before will be included in sending out the following Tuesday.

How long does it take my order to arrive?
Average Delivery Time: 
Netherlands: 2 - 5 working days 
Europe: 1 - 2 weeks 
North America: 2 - 4 weeks 
Asia & Australia: 3 - 6 weeks 
No rights can be derived from these estimates. Depending on the shipping company, time of year and other shenanigans like strikes, floods, and zombie apocalypses, your order may arrive sooner or later.

Can you track my order for me?
Tracked shipping: you have gotten a tracking number by email. If you think something has gone wrong, contact us and we'll look into it.

If you have opted for untracked shipping, we can not check where your order is in the shipping chain!

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